zayn: *kills my mom* *burns down my village* *shits on my bed*
me: hell yeah bitch this go hard as hell team zayn all day week month year and century !
one of these days im gonna write a long ass paragraph on why i think they’re fake with receipts
yeah zayn is engaged he fucked up bad
zayns dick the 2014 model
he’s not fucking single that piece of shit is engaged and is gonna have like 7 fucking kids bye
the only reason i care about zayn’s side chicks is because i wanna hear about how good he is in bed not because i support his cheating